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zeldathemes

at the job interview

interviewer: i see you have photoshop experience. can i see your portfolio?
me: of course! *hands the interviewer a folder containing hundreds of "today is the day marty mcfly goes to the future" images*
interviewer: you're hired
cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

cakejam:

the description gets me everytime

happy easter, Xbox

  #art    #love this  
I'm Italian and it's fucking LASAGNE! That girl was right lol

Anonymous

She’s still pretty crazy

  #Anonymous  

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My friend sent me this reddit post and I’m crying

  #lasagne  
toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

DAMN my professor throws some major shade, look at that smiley face

DAMN my professor throws some major shade, look at that smiley face

  #i've actually been going to class so this doesn't apply to me  
julianunes:

#notroommates

!!! so cute

julianunes:

#notroommates

!!! so cute

  #julia nunes  

I posted that video of the ice cream truck dropping a beat on my brother’s wall and my mom liked it

  #i love how my immediate family all finds the same things funny  

I walked past this booth promoting creationism and it said “do creationists believe humans evolved from mice, bugs and trees? No, and deep down do you really either?”
Where are you getting your information, booth promoting creationism, because no one thinks that

  #I know they were trying to explain evolution but TREES  

powerburial:

i’m an activist for men’s frights. i dont think men are afraid often enough. i just want to give them a good scare once in a while. just spook some dudes.